How to Be Like Me

I realize this might be boring to stupid bimbos who can't tell an artist from a fake. Here's one last detail for my imitators. My knee. I tore every ligament in my left knee and had to have reconstructive surgery. I was in a cast up to my hip for six months. So if you want to emulate me, you need to rip all the ligaments out of your left knee and undergo reconstructive surgery. Then you must be in a cast up to your hip for six months and wheelchair bound. And I didn't get pain pills for my injury because the doctor wanted to punish me for playing on the railroad bridge. So when your knee swells up like a football, remember, no pain medication. (The other scar I just noticed is from a clamshell cut as a child. They hurt, too.)
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