Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Get Them When They're Sleepy

Hanging in there the next morning after breaking down two more times at 11:56 and 12:00. Talking in my sleep I'm not counting. Nor do my farts count.

Yawning is very expressive. Excuse Me. 'ER-ER-ER-ER-AAAAAAAAGH!YEEAH!YEEAH!YEAAH!' That feels better. Almost a sexual feeling to it now.

I wonder if single women alone on the couch let out a yawn and suddenly feel a new side of themselves awakening within them. The side that wants to surrender to animal urges because they feel so darn swell. And as she yawns, she stretches her limbs out helplessly...

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