Jabbing in the Dark

I probably complained about this at some earlier time but I can't believe how impossible it is not to slip up with your web searches any more. Too many phrases have been added to dirty language. Back in the 70's there used to be this inflatable clown that you could punch in the head and it would fall back and spring to its feet again - that's right, for another punch! And another and another. Growing more and more rapid. I just couldn't remember its name. Something like 'PunchMe Bob' or 'The Clown Who Won't Go Down' or something. Anyway, so that's what I'm looking for in my web search. And it thinks that these clown punches that start slow and grow more and more rapid is masturbation! Gosh you people have dirty minds out there. And I still don't know that fucking clown's name. And besides that, what kind of people go online to look up masturbation? Wouldn't it be more likely they were looking for the clown's name? I just don't get this world sometimes.
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