I'm A Flag

It's Canada Day Eve and everyone's giving me a hard time because I already have my Maple Leaf shirt on and it's the wrong colour, so they say. But don't you think it's heavier than the original? And less red? Seriously, though, what's with all the red? I'll be enjoying my Canada Day, but I won't be participating in the anthem singing because I hate the anthem. I think it's dull and the lyrics suck. Nothing against my country, which I love dearly.
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